I am under your control

Well, if you click here then you'll be able to experience total control of my virtual self. Feed me, make me watch TV, sleep, use the bathroom, it's all here. If my life meter runs out I will die of boredom/starvation/dehydration/etc. Interesting? Inane? You be the judge. As a side note, it needs flash and--since it's kind of a large .swf file--broadband is pretty much a requirement.